Which week are you on
in your monthy cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormonescope: Folks who have problems should come to you today. Rising estrogen and testosterone are making you confident you can fix just about anything, from a broken zipper to a busted love life. That’s because these hormones are sharpening your brain skills and making you think faster on your feet, so you really can come up with more clever solutions to solve sticky issues!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormonescope: You could end up on Santa’s naughty list this weekend if you’re not careful! That’s because high estrogen and testosterone are making you bold, daring and impulsive, a perfect combination for imbibing too much and ending up pulling pranks, spilling the beans and ending up in a notorious “Oops!” photo gallery like this!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormonescope: You may feel a tad guilty about all the cookies, pie, cake, chips, donuts and other goodies that you treat yourself to this weekend. On other weeks of your cycle, it’s a bit easier to summon the willpower to turn down high-calorie munchies and second, third and fourth servings. Not so on Week 3 when rising progesterone is amping up cravings and pushing you to consume more calories. The good news? This hormone is also prompting your body to burn up to 30% more fat when you exercise, so if you hit the gym, play Wii Fit or run up and down the stairs a lot, you could melt those extra helpings right off.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormonescope: It may be hitting you today that you didn’t reach all the goals you set out to attain last January. While regret triggered by plunging estrogen and testosterone may make you tempted to try to quickly lose 10 pounds, learn to play the guitar, enroll in grad school and write your novel all before December 31, there is something positive to look forward to: By the time New Year’s Eve rolls around, you’ll be in the first half of your cycle again which is when estrogen and testosterone will be rising, erasing regret and replacing it with new optimism and confidence that 2012 will definitely be the year you succeed at every resolution you make.

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Which week are you on
in your monthy cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormonescope: Crushes. Crushes. Crushes. That’s a large part of what your thoughts will be made up of today as rising estrogen stirs your desire to connect with a cutie you’ve been eyeing or try your hand at snagging someone totally new!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormonescope: While high estrogen and testosterone have you enjoying being in the spotlight today, these confidence-boosting hormones are also making you less concerned about how others perceive you. This is a combination that can have funny results, for instance, you may sing Christmas carols out loud on line in a store, dance down the street as you walk your dog, wear an elf hat to work or do other things other folks might consider a little zany!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormonescope: Unlike Week 2 gals, you’ll likely be more reserved today. Rising progesterone coupled with lower levels of estrogen and testosterone make you a bit self-conscious about how others perceive you. So, when a Week 2 gal grabs your arms and tries to get you to dance in the middle of a busy restaurant because her favorite ’70s disco song just started playing on the speakers, you’ll likely get red-faced and plunge into your seat rather than enjoy boogey-woogeying around tables full of spaghetti marina with her.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormonescope: I believe Internet shopping was created by a premenstrual woman who’d had it up to here with getting cut off in traffic, elbowed in line at the store, turned deaf by customers screaming into cell phones and nauseated at the smell of fellow shoppers around her. Suffice to say, plunging estrogen can make you a bit less patient with the shopping masses, so if you do have to go out for last-minute items, be sure to pack your handbag or pockets with plenty of stress-soothers, like a good book to read, snacks to munch or drink to sip, to keep your mood in check.

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Which week are you on
in your monthy cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormonescope: It may only be Wednesday, but chances are you’re already dreaming of the weekend. Rising progesterone is putting you in a “girls just wanna have fun” kind of mood, which makes any hum-drum week of work, errands or other responsibilities a total drag!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormonescope: High estrogen and testosterone have you preferring things to be a bit more intense today: You crave bolder flavors, brighter colors, louder music, more pungent aromas, scarier movies and more passionate kisses!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormonescope: Your health or the health of someone you care about is on your mind today as rising progesterone brings out your nurturing side and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone reduce your confidence, prompting a bit of worry about your or someone else’s well-being.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormonescope: It’s hard to pull the wool over your eyes today. Plunging estrogen and testosterone make you more skeptical of what people say and of their motives. So, if frenemies, sneaky salespeople or other dubious folks want to try to pull a fast one, you’re probably going to catch on to what they’re up to lickety-split.

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Which week are you on
in your monthy cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormonescope: You’ll likely get inspired to pick up a new hobby or restart one you put aside, such as learning the guitar, painting or writing a novel. Rising estrogen is putting you in the mood to have fun, learn new things and expand your mind!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormonescope: You may get yourself in a bit of trouble today. The reason? High estrogen and testosterone are pumping up your confidence and derring-do, making you throw caution to the wind and not care about the consequences. As a result, you may break a rule, skirt a restriction or try to pull one over on someone!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormonescope: You’ll likely be wearing muted colors, baggier clothes and less makeup today than you did during the first half of your cycle. That’s because rising progesterone and lower levels of estrogen put you in the mood for comfort and make you want to blend into the background rather than stand center-stage.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormonescope: You may find it harder to stick to a diet, budget or other self-improvement plan you’ve made for yourself. The problem? Plunging estrogen and testosterone are sapping you of momentum and making you feel like you’re not making much progress, so what’s the point of continuing. Try to push past this low-motivation phase and you’ll be rewarded with more oomph to reach your goal as estrogen starts to rise again in Week 1.

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Which week are you on
in your monthy cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormonescope: As estrogen and testosterone rise this week, you’re going to feel lighter, happier and more carefree. However, this doesn’t mean you’re going to feel this way 100% of the time. Truth is, your hormone-inspired good mood is a general trend. But, it can be spoiled by any of the usual mood-crushers, like skipping meals, getting into a fender bender and watching your sweetie put the empty milk carton back in the fridge for the umpteenth time. The good news is that once you’re past these little bumps in the road, rising hormones promise to get you feeling cheery quickly once again.

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormonescope: Your powers of persuasion are stellar today thanks to high estrogen and testosterone that make you think fast on your feet and turn you into an eloquent speaker. This makes it a great day to convince a salesperson to come down on a price, pitch your boss a ground-breaking idea or sweet-talk your honey into treating you to a weekend getaway.

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormonescope: You were super-eloquent last week, but this week is just the opposite. Rising progesterone has you throwing in a few more “ums” and “ahs” than usual, making it hard to remember the exact word you want to say and even making you utter embarrassingly wrong words instead. Have an important meeting or phone call today where you need stellar verbal skills? Take a moment to think about exactly what you’re going to say before you say it. Not only will this help combat progesterone’s verbal problems, research shows that slow talkers who pause actually appear more thoughtful and intelligent than speedier chatters.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormonescope: It may feel like someone made the doorways narrower and moved all the furniture one inch to the right. It’s not a sneaky trick. It’s just descending estrogen making a you a bit less coordinated. Which means you should definitely think twice today before practicing your cheerleading pyramids and fire baton juggling.

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